A Keurig for cocktails! Meet the Bartesian, which uses pods to infuse your booze into a perfect cocktail. It really is basically a Keurig for cocktails. The Bartesian will debut in March of 2017 but you can pre-order one now for $300. That may seem like a lot of cash to throw down for an appliance, but think of all the credit card debt you won’t be running up on bar tabs when you start ordering shots for strangers. Plus, it’s a Keurig for cocktails. What took them so long?