If you reside on planet Earth your ears have likely fallen victim to the profuse word vomit that continuously spews from Donald Trump’s ever flapping, dirty mouth—or Trumpisms as I like to call them.. No stranger to controversy, Trump’s outspoken antics have seated him amid the top of many political polls, thus solidifying the desperation of the GOP and flushing any shred of self-respect or dignity that America held onto down the toilet and filling it with copious amounts of shame.
Is this the best we’ve got? A barrel of monkeys led by a parody of a politician inflated with narcissism and high on hairspray? A man that basks in the dated rays of misogyny and sexism? A man that has fueled his celebrity by unapologetically and relentlessly objectifying the female form? Are we drunk, America?
While I can only hope that our country soon awakens from the hypnosis cast upon us by this silly caricature of a capitalist, I’ve got to at least give credit where credit is due—this guy is a total ass that reeks of spray tans and chauvinism, but his perpetual verbal diarrhea never ceases to amaze me.
I wish that the following Trumpisms were fiction but sadly these are words that have indeed been uttered by the political punchline that is Donald Trump.
- 1. “You know, it doesn’t really matter what the media writes as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass. Trump said this during an interview with Esquire in 1991. That’s right, boys and girls, if you work real hard there is a beautiful piece of ass waiting for you at the end of a rainbow.
- 2. “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” There’s no doubt that this was his attempt to zing the Clintons on Twitter back in April of this year, but remarks like this are better reserved for keg parties and comedians, not presidential candidates.
- 3. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me—consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” Trump said in his book, ‘Trump: How To Get Rich’, in 2004. I’m assuming (okay, praying) that he meant to say “subconsciously,” because if he is under the impression that an unconscious woman was flirting with him someone needs to notify the authorities.
- 4. “They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” Trump made his stance on immigration very clear during his presidential campaign announcement speech. Racist much?
- 5. “They send the bad ones over because they don’t want to pay for them, they don’t want to take care of them.” Trump said during the GOP debate in August of 2015, referring to immigrants coming to America from Mexico. It’s funny—I think many in the Republican Party would say the same about him.
- 6. “It’s certainly not groundbreaking news that the early victories by the women on The Apprentice were, to a very large extent, dependent on their sex appeal.” –‘How To Get Rich’, 2004. I’ve never seen The Apprentice, but I was under the assumption that it was a show based on finding entrepreneurs, not Playboy bunnies.
- 7. “26,000 unreported sexual assaults in the military–only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men and women together?–Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 7, 2013. Personally, I could think of a million different outcomes of intermingling men and women into confined spaces and/or government organizations, none of which involve sexual assault.
- 8. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” Trump said in an interview with The View in 2006. Because it’s totally normal to think your daughter is a ten, right?
- 9. “She starts asking me all of these ridiculous questions and you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever.” During an interview with CNN’s Don Lemon, Trump retaliated against Megyn Kelly’s accusations that he has referred to women as “fat pigs, dogs and slobs” by hinting that her interrogation was the result of a hormonal imbalance caused by menses. Because quoting direct facts and asking political buffoons questions regarding their very well documented history of sexism has got to be because Aunt Flow is in town, right?
- 10. ”Well, somebody’s doing the raping, Don! I mean somebody’s doing it! Who’s doing the raping?” When asked to provide evidence for his claim that Latinos were rapists on CNN’s The Situation Room, host, Don Lemon, combatted Trump’s ludicrous accusations with cold, hard facts, leaving us all to wonder: Is Bill Cosby an immigrant?
- 11.“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again–just watch. He can do much better.”–Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012. While, yes, this was a seriously messed up situation, why is celebrity gossip even on Trump’s radar? Also, why was he so impassioned by it that he felt the need to let the world know? Is he that fervently team Edward? That’s only okay if you’re a 12 year old girl.
- 12.“They had no definitive proof against Tom Brady or #patriots. If Hillary doesn’t have to produce emails, why should Tom Brady? Very unfair!”–Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 11, 2015. I love football just as much as the next sports fanatic but comparing Deflate Gate to Benghazi is a far fetched rationalization for mudslinging. There’s no hiding the skeletons in Hillary’s closet, but let’s just leave Tom Brady out of this, okay?
- 13.“@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.”–Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2012. Editor-in-chief and co-founder of ‘Huffington Post’, Arianna Huffington is yet another notch on the belt that attempts to keep Trump’s waist from burgeoning with sexism and bloating with egotism. Wow. Just…wow. Very few people have accomplished the discrimination of both homosexuals and women all within the confines of one Tweet. Someone please take the internet away from this man.
- 14.“Build a wall with a big, beautiful door for immigration.”–GOP debate, August 2015. This jewel inspired the #BigBeautifulDoor hashtag and also solidified Trump’s stance on immigration as borderline delusional, and also completely radical. In all likelihood there’s a doormat in front of this big beautiful door that says “Go home, ya filthy animals”.
- 15.“Look at that face! I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come one. Are we serious?” Trump threw Republican candidate Carly Fiorina’s face (among other anatomy) under the bus during his time with writer Paul Solotaroff, while he was profiling Trump for a piece in Rolling Stone. This—given Trump’s own personal appearance—is one of the most oxymoronic phrases that I’ve had the pleasure of squeeming at.
Should fans care that Deadpool was nominated for a Golden Globe?
Deadpool is the first superhero film to be nominated for Best Picture, and that a superhero movie has been nominated for anything other than its effects.
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) announced Monday night its nominations for the Golden Globes, and amidst the usual gossip of snubs and surprises, the biggest shocker came in the form of nominee for Best Picture – Comedy/Musical, Deadpool. This marks the first time that a superhero movie has been up for Best Picture at the Golden Globes, and honestly one of the few times ever that a superhero movie has been nominated for a major award for anything other than its effects. The question is, should we, as fans, care?
Now first off let’s just say that Deadpool was a hell of a movie. It zipped back and forth between crass and witty in a wonderful comedic ride that stayed true to the heart of the titular character that even the best of superhero films struggle to accomplish. The story of how the film came to be made probably deserves a documentary all it’s own, with the climax, of course, being the moment the test footage was leaked to an adoring public. No one is trying to say that Deadpool didn’t deserve to be nominated as one of the best comedies of the year.
The Golden Globes have been notorious for years as the ultimate “Who Gives a Shit” awards. The Oscars have a voting pool of over 6,000 members, the Emmy’s have more than 18,000 members, and the Screen Actors Guild gives a vote to each of its 165,000 members. And how many people vote on the Golden Globes? 88.
And these are 88 people with some of the most tenuous of credentials possible. To become part of the voting bloc, an applicant must first be sponsored by two people who are already a part of the HFPA, but after that, all they must do is produce four published articles a year. This combination of nepotism-based admission and one of the lowest bars imaginable to maintain membership has always marred the Golden Globes and kept them from being truly respected as an award. Thus, them nominating anything for anything has very little meaning to it.
As we said earlier, Deadpool‘s nomination marks the first time a superhero film has been up for Best Picture. In a way, it is a huge accomplishment for a genre that has always been viewed as merely action spectacles with little substance. Every year superhero films have managed to take a few steps closer towards wide-spread critical legitimacy with recent films beginning to take on serious topics and truly explore the emotional complexities of its characters.
When viewed from that light, Deadpool‘s nomination for Best Picture, even if only for a Golden Globe, could, in an incredibly optimistic, best-case scenario, serve as a precedent for future superhero films to earn awards beyond Best Visual Effects.
Which brings us back to the original question, should fans of superhero films care that Deadpool was nominated for a Golden Globe?
Sadly, no. While Deadpool is no doubt deserving of the honor, even should it win the award – it won’t, it’s going to go to La La Land, we’re calling it now – the Golden Globes simply aren’t respected enough for their opinions to sway any of the other award communities.
If you are one day hoping to see all of the Avengers (or the Justice League . . . I guess) on stage accepting the Academy Award for Best Picture, then please, don’t hold your breath.
Reasons to take a news break over the holidays
I am determined to have a Trump-free holiday. I wanna focus on the warmth and fuzziness of family and friend togetherness instead. It will be a total and complete news break.
Donald Trump has taken up residence in my brain and is making himself at home. And he’s invited Steve Bannon, Jeff Sessions, and all his other white nationalist friends over too. They’re even tickling my brain and invading my dreams. Well, as the holidays approach, I say “NO MORE!”
That’s right. I am determined to take a “Trumpcation” (A portmanteau of “Trump” and “vacation”) during the forthcoming holidays. Chanukah and Christmas overlap and, as a Jew who celebrates both, that means that my Trumpcation will last for a full eight days. That means no reading about him, no talking about him, no going out of my way to check his Twitter to see the latest gaseous explosion that spurted up out of his mind. Now the man is so ubiquitous right now that it’s impossible to completely avoid him, so if he comes up in a conversation or happens to be on TV, that’s fine. But other than that, I am determined to have a Trump-free holiday. I wanna focus on the warmth and fuzziness of family and friend togetherness instead. It will be a total and complete news break.
Of course, that is what I said two days before Thanksgiving. I planned to spend the entire weekend in a Trump-free bubble. I thought I had prepared by blocking his Twitter feed and yet the Twitter feed did not block me. Facebook friends posted screen caps of his latest bilious Tweets. Relatives and friends brought him up in nearly every conversation. His orange visage glowed forth from every TV I passed. And, of course, once somebody brings him up, I’ll be knee-deep in an endless conversation about our rage, our sadness, and our fear. Because I am a hopeless news junkie and I maybe have a masochistic streak where I fill my head up with the scariest news stories I can.
Intellectually, I know that it is high time for a Trump break. Writer Martijn Schrip, of the site High Existence, makes the argument that taking a news break is good for the brain. He states that too much Facebook checking for the latest horrible newsworthy event makes us neglect the issues in our own lives in favor of the bigger problems facing the world. In addition, too much reliance on news makes us “junkies” looking for our next fix of information. People go to the restroom solely to check Facebook and whip out their phones whenever they see someone else on their phone, as if it’s a Pavlovian response. For me, it gets rough because one of my first acts when I wake up is to check Facebook. Since I have so many friends ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) and am following so many pages, my brain gets inundated with a typhoon of information, think pieces, rants, and listicles. And since Trump is everywhere, he is usually the first thing I see every morning. Talk about a great start to my day….
It’s rough, guys. My way of coping with my intense fear of what’s coming is to constantly see what Trump is up to. His Twitter feed gives me a weird feeling of control. I know I don’t actually know what he’s doing but, since he Tweets so often, I trick my brain into feeling like I’m keeping tabs on him. I’m obsessed with seeing what new policies he is adopting or which old ones he’s backing away from. That’s how I cope. I enmesh myself deeply in Trumpism so I don’t forget that he’s out there.
But this may have the complete opposite effect, unfortunately. For all of my posting the hashtag #ThisIsNotNormal, I feel as if my constant obsession with the latest outrage is normalizing him in my mind. And that is not okay because this may lead to me passively accepting whatever horrible thing ends up happening.
I wish it were possible to be on Facebook for even a day and not run across his scowling face. Before Thanksgiving, my thinking was that I can avoid him for a few days and know that he would unfortunately be there when I got back. But, alas, this was not to be. But I am determined to actually do it for the eight days of Christmakkah (A portmanteau of “Christmas” and…oh you get it). If I run across his name or face on social media, I will quickly scroll past. I’ll change the channel if he’s on TV. It’s going to be tough but I think it’s important to try. I need to keep my brain sharp and ready to fight.
Real talk about identity politics
This piece is a quick and dirty run down of what identity politics is and what it’s about.
The term identity politics inhabits a similar space that political correctness did in the 90s when some people were like, “Oh shit! Words matter!” and other people were like, “I am confused and resistant to change.” This piece is a quick and dirty run down of what identity politics is and what it’s about.
First of all, while the rise of the term “Identity Politics” in popular discourse is relatively recent, the idea that groups of people will have shared perspectives and experiences based on aspects of their identity, which will then affect their political goals and positions, is pretty old. The Civil Rights Movement, suffragettes, even the Huguenots incorporated aspects of identity politics. Of course, this is also true of the Nazis, the Cultural Revolution in China, and the KKK. However, most of the time you will see the term used is in regards to those who are marginalized in some way: minorities, people with disabilities, LGBTQ people, women, and more.
To understand how identity politics function, you need to understand what I mean by marginalization. Marginalization doesn’t mean that the people in these groups are never wildly successful, never assholes, or don’t contribute to oppressing others. Indeed, many suffragettes were racist AF and the Civil Rights Movement had issues with sexism. What marginalization means is that it is culturally acceptable in large and small ways, consciously and unconsciously, to limit how certain people interact with the world. This can mean fewer opportunities, curtailing of civil rights, the threat of violence, or discounting and/or appropriating their contributions.
Another factor of marginalization and how identity politics function is that individual achievement alone does not erase problems with marginalization. Female Olympic athletes are still picked apart for not being properly made-up or skinny enough, despite exemplifying physical prowess. President Obama still faces racism as one of the most powerful men on earth. Yes, gaining power, wealth, PhDs, sponsorships, etc. may lessen the ways an individual is affected, but they do not make a systematic problem go away.
So if you are a marginalized person who is ignored, not taken seriously, or threatened, you can find people with similar backgrounds and views to organize and create coalitions. You figure out how to best get your interests taken care of, whether it’s through piecemeal legislation, all out protests, lawsuits, awareness campaigns, etc. Several people whose individual concerns were deemed unimportant become a larger political entity that demands attention and creates change.
Sometimes people take action organically without a ton of planning, and sometimes they are highly organized. That doesn’t mean everything always goes smoothly, of course, because shared perspectives do not translate into everyone in a group having the same beliefs. People will have different ideas about how to get things done; the classic example in the U.S. is Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. vs. Malcolm X. People within a group will also have their own prejudices, which can limit their effectiveness and cause further conflict.
If it sounds like identity politics is flawed, messy, and uncomfortable that’s because it is. There are also people who consider it the purview of the frivolous, overly sensitive, and divisive. So why bother with identity politics? Especially when they apparently need a whole article to explain the basics without a single gif or picture?
For one, people engage in identity politics all the time; it’s just usually considered less controversial if they say, “as a parent,” or “as a small business owner” when explaining their perspectives, indeed if they note their identity at all. We may as well talk about our politics accurately instead of pretending some people are objective and neutral while others who have different views are advocates of special interests or worse, maliciously divisive.
This brings me to my second point. Those who believe that talking about marginalization causes societal fractures are usually those who haven’t had to deal with it. The fractures were already there; it’s just that these people weren’t aware of them. No amount of playing nice, conforming, or achievement protects you. Think of the sexual harassment of female Fox News anchors, or the treatment of Tim Scott, the only black GOP senator. Having an education, good job, and loving family did not save Sandra Bland.
To assume that party politics and platform building is neutral or more serious when they do not include different perspectives is disingenuous at best and bigoted at its worst. (Think of Gov. Mike Pence’s policies targeting the LGBTQ community and punishing women who have abortions.)
Identity politics isn’t some kind of silver bullet against every ism or injustice. Like I said in the beginning, identity politics are also at play in hate groups and dangerous nationalism. Who you are and what’s important to you shouldn’t overtake the rights and liberties of others. But identity politics can help us recognize and address problems even when they don’t directly affect us, and help us make an impact in our own society.
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