Sheldon Cooper Quotes That Are Hard to Forget

 If in case you have never heard of Sheldon Cooper before, then you may not have watched too many shows in your life. A lot of men just love watching The Big Bang Theory; so people are familiar with Sheldon Cooper. He is one of the characters who have said a lot of quotable quotes in the show. If you are a regular viewer of the show, you have already come across most of the quotes that you cannot forget. What are your favorite Sheldon Cooper quotes?

This hilarious comedy show has already won a lot of awards over the years. This is proof that a lot of men love watching this show. A lot of men like Sheldon because he is one of the most unsociable human beings that you will find. Sheldon Cooper quotes are so popular because he manages to say the quotes with obvious wit.

  1. “Don’t you think if I were wrong, I’d know it?”

You do know that this is one quote that you can say a lot especially when your friends keep on insisting that the things that you are doing or the things that you have said are wrong. This would keep your friends at bay.

  1. “What computer do you have and please don’t say a white one.”

There are instances when you would like to show your sarcastic side especially since you know that most people have white computers at home.

  1. “Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!”

This is the perfect comeback to another person that you do not like that was given a scathing remark. You can also tell this jokingly to your friends and they may either laugh or become offended with what you have said.

  1. “Bazinga! I don’t care!”

There are days when you know that you just do not care about all the things that other people are saying and you can be truthful and say that you do not care. To make your reply more light-hearted, you can add the ‘Bazinga!’

  1. “Hard to believe, it’s possible that I’m not boyfriend material.”

There may be times when you feel that you are good at doing various things but then again, you are not the type who will become a good boyfriend. This is a quote that you can use when you are joking around with your friends – even some girl friends.

Now that you have an idea about some of the Sheldon Cooper quotes that you can use, get to know the other quotes that people cannot help but remember – especially when they are experiencing some situations that are related to what Sheldon has also experienced in the series.

  1. “For the record, it could kill us to meet new people. They could be murderers of the carriers of unusual pathogens. And I’m not insane, my mother had me tested.”
  2. “Then it’s settled, Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.”
  3. “Given enough start-up capital and an adequate research facility, I could be Batman.”
  4. “Knock, knock, knock, Penny! Knock, knock, knock, Penny! Knock, knock, knock, Penny!”
  5. “They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that’s why they hated me.”
  6. “Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.”
  7. “Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And, as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
  8. “Oh, it’s nice to meet you. I admire your father’s work very much.
  9. “It’s not every day I get to meet someone whose life’s journey began in my hero’s scrotum.”
  10. “Sometimes he gets cranky, but you can trust him with your life. And he does more things for you than I can even begin to list.”
  11. “Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr, purr.”

There are many people who may think that the Sheldon Cooper quotes mentioned above are not even funny. You have to be a regular viewer of the show in order to appreciate the various quotes that are mentioned above. Try watching a few episodes; and for sure, you will be hooked.

Last modified: August 6, 2017