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Rodrigo Duterte

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Well in case you missed it, the President of the Philippines just called the US ambassador a “gay son of a whore.” And though it was actually in Tagalog, I can’t imagine any language where calling someone that is a compliment.

It’s not every day that the head of a sovereign republic uses homophobic slurs to refer to the appointed ambassador of another country, and then refuse to even apologize for it, but then Rodrigo Duterte isn’t really your average president.

For starters, there’s the fact that there doesn’t seem to be a single picture of him wearing a tie, which when you think about it is pretty strange in this day in age for a politician, and then there is also the fact that his nickname is “the Punisher“, for reasons that will become clear very soon.

You see, Rodrigo began his political career in Davao City, which is an area of the Philippines that was historically known as the center of a lot of violent drug crime in a country that already has a lot of violent drug crime. Duterte was elected on a promise to do something about the crime in what many called “the murder capital of the Philippines”, and it’s not exactly clear what happened, but it seems like at some point, Duterte sort of lost it and decided that the legal means of fighting crime weren’t as effective as just hiring a personal death squad and sending them out to clean up the streets.

The Davao Death Squad, as it is somewhat uncreatively known, has allegedly been operating in the city for several years, summarily executing small time criminals and drug users, with a body count that may run into the thousands.

Essentially the way it works is that local city officials draw up lists of people they think may be criminals, or more likely would just like to see dissapear, and pass it off along with some cash to a group of vigilantes who are actually trained by the city’s police force.

Of course, it’s hard to argue with results, which is why Duterte likes to point out that during his term as Mayor, Davao City became one of the safetest in the country.

And this loose interpretation of the difference between justice and just murdering people has served him well in the campaign, seeing him elected in a landslide victory. After taking office he pledged that he would impose the same kind of justice that he had brought to Davao to the rest of the country. But seeing as how he’s just one guy, he kindly requested that the average citizen of the Philipines just “go ahead and kill drug addicts.”

That is an actual quote by the sitting leader of the country for people to run around and murder people they think are taking drugs. It’s the kind of like the “Just say no” campaign if it was being run by Adolf Hitler.

And in case you think that’s out of context, rest assured that it is not. Duerte really thinks that mob justice is the best way to handle the country’s drug problem, which is why he has said it publicly several dozen times now. People, meanwhile, have been listening to this call. Since Duterte’s election, the rate of vigilante killings in the country has risen from one a day to almost ten. Almost seven hundred people have died since Duterte took office a mere three months ago.  Though it’s a bit shy of his stated goal of killing 10,000 criminals in his first ten months in office.

Many observers have noted that extra-judicial murder has essentially supplanted the legal system in the country, which is why anyone from mayors, several of whom Duterte publicly named, ostensibly so people knew who to kill, to rice smugglers, one of whom Duterte said he “would gladly kill” are targets.

Duterte is not immune to criticism in his own country, and numerous people have spoken out against the decline of the rule of law in the Philipines, but much like Donald Trump in this country, Duterte seems to revel in it.

He claims to take pride in the fact that the establishment of the country hates him, while he insists that the average filipino supports his policies. So, he basically is the Filipino Donald Trump.

But support for Duterte is slimmer than he likes to imagine, and while it is easy to feel comfortable with the idea that drug dealers are dying when you don’t see it, when you have to confront the reality it is more difficult to not speak. An image was captured recently in the country showing a young man killed for the crime of being addicted to drugs. As his girlfriend cradled his corpse in her arms, a cardboard sign marked “pusher”, dumped next to the body by his murderers, at her knees a journalist snapped a picture.

It’s already making the rounds on social media, dubbed “La Pieta” after a renaissance depiction of the Virgin Mary craddling Jesus which bears a striking resemblance.

la pieta

Image: Phillipine inquierer

Something about seeing the results of these killings up close has humanized the victims, and may be beginning to galvanize opposition to Duterte. And hopefully, the maniac running the Philippines won’t be around much longer.


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The tragic tale of Florence Foster Jenkins, terrible opera singer

Florence Foster Jenkins had a dream. She wanted to be a famous opera singer. The problem was, she couldn’t actually sing.



Florence Foster Jenkins

Florence Foster Jenkins had a dream. She wanted to be a famous opera singer. The problem was, she couldn’t actually sing.

Well, she could sing. Just not very well. Let’s listen, shall we?

If you can’t watch the video above, let me try to do it justice with a description. It sounded like two sick cats fighting over a tin can full of marbles. It was like a box of accordions being dragged behind a wandering troupe of Vietnamese folk musicians. It was the sound your elderly grandmother makes as she takes a fatal tumble down a flight of stairs.

So how did a woman like that become an opera singer? Well,basically it came down to a large inheritance and a legendary capacity for self-delusion. Not to mention a healthy dose of syphilitic brain damage.

Florence was born in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania in 1868. Early on, she discovered a love of music, and was actually something of a child prodigy on the piano. She was so good that she was invited to play at the White House during the Hayes administration.

But, Florence didn’t want to play the piano, she wanted to sing. So, she asked her father if she could go to Europe to study Opera.

Presumably having heard her sing, her father took a long draw on his pipe, worked his lip under what was probably a pretty impressive mustache and said, “No”.

Betrayed, and set on revenge, Florence eloped with a local doctor named Frank Jenkins. Unfortunately for Florence, the good doctor had a predilection for ladies of the evening and contracted a case of Syphilis, which he promptly spread to Florence. This being the 19th century, that wasn’t grounds for a divorce so Florence set out on her own while still legally married to the man whose name she would keep the rest of her life.

Florence made a meager living giving piano lessons until an arm injury stopped her from playing. She and her mother Mary moved to New York where Florence met her second, common-law husband, St. Clair Bayfield in 1909. By this time her Syphilis was doing what Syphilis does and virulently attacking her brain.

In that same year, her wealthy father died, leaving Florence with the funds she needed to bankroll her own singing career. So, that’s just what she did, renting out concert halls to give private recitals. She hand delivered invitations to these recitals, making sure never to invite any critics.

Her performances were marked with mistakes in pitch, timing, and pronunciation of the foreign words that are sort of necessary to pronounce correctly when you’re singing opera. Her accompanist was forced to make frequent adjustments to his playing to account for her tendency to rapidly switch tempo and pitch, which can be heard on the recordings that survive.

Florence became the celebrity she wanted to be, though not for the reason she would have hoped. Word got around the city about her “so bad it’s good” performances and it became something of an inside joke among the New York elite to send friends to a show with purposely vague reviews. One critic wrote that her singing was “like the untrammeled flight of some great bird.”

The ultimate payoff was to go with a friend who expected to hear a lovely rendition of The Magic Flute and then watch the expression of bewilderment on their face as they tried to figure out why such a terrible singer would be giving recitals.

By popular demand, Florence was finally convinced to give a performance at Carnegie Hall at age 76, and tickets quickly sold out. People stood outside waving hundreds of dollars in the air in the hopes of securing entrance to the show. The most valuable seats were in the back where people would fall to their knees behind doubled over in laughter. People advised each other to bring handkerchiefs to shove in their mouths. Others had to be carried out after laughing themselves hysterical.

Meanwhile, Florence took the laughter as adulation rather than derision. As she walked off the stage to raucous applause, she must have thought this moment the culmination of her life-long dreams to sing opera at Carnegie Hall.

The next morning she read the reviews. One critic praised her great range saying, “She can sing anything except notes.” Another said, “It was largely a recital without voice for the tones that Madam Jenkins produced were tiny. Much of her singing was hopelessly lacking any a semblance of pitch but the further a note was from its proper elevation the more the audience laughed and applauded.”

Two days later, Florence suffered a fatal heart attack. Some attribute her demise to the stress of learning what people actually thought of her singing.

Her long-time accompanist, Cosme McMoon, argued that it was unrelated. He stated in an interview that her capacity for self-delusion was such that she could have easily convinced herself that it was the reviewers who were wrong.

Regardless of the truth of the matter, Florence Foster Jenkins probably summed it up best when she said, “People may say I can’t sing, but no one can ever say I didn’t sing.”

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The Dwarf Who Became A Giant



Adam Ranier
Adam Ranier

If you’re familiar with Game of Thrones, and its most popular character, you know it can be tough to be a dwarf with all the white walkers and having to murder your father with a crossbow. But it’s probably also tough to be a giant. After all, you have to duck under doors and constantly get asked to pull things off of high shelves.

But it’s probably even tougher to go from one to the other. Luckily, there’s only one person in history who has ever had to go through that. In 1899 a child named Adam Ranier was born in Austria. For most of his life. he was small and sickly. When he was 18, he was evaluated by army physicians after his draft number was called who rejected him after finding that he only measured four and a half feet tall.  He was, technically speaking a dwarf.

But then one day he started growing for some reason. And in the next ten years, he grew to be over seven feet tall, making him the tallest man in the country. But while most people would be pretty excited to discover that they could suddenly dominate their local pick up basketball game, Adam had some pretty severe side effects from his growth spurt.

His spine began to curve significantly, and he lost the vision in his right eye along with the hearing in his left ear. In 1931, two doctors studying him discovered that the source of his incredible growth. They found a large tumor pressing on his pituitary gland, pushing huge amounts of growth hormones into his body. Today the condition is called Acromegaly, and Adam displayed all the symptoms, including unevenly spaced teeth, a pronounced jaw and brow, and unusually large hands and feet. Adam also found that eating was difficult and he began to suffer the effects of a poor diet.

Due to his condition, Adam remained bedridden for much of his life. The doctors performed a surgery that was intended to remove the tumor, but after examining him a few years later they found that he was still growing, which meant that they had been unable to correct the condition. Adam died at a fairly young in 1950 at a height of seven feet and ten inches.

But to this day, Adam Ranier remains the only person who has ever lived as both a dwarf and a giant. It’s a shame that more isn’t known about his life. Though, even at the time, his case attracted a lot of attention in the international press. And the Guinness Book of World Records included an entry on him in 1975. And though he was unfortunate to have to suffer such debilitating physical conditions, at least he will be remembered as unique in the history of mankind.

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7 weird things we’ve learned through science




Ah, science! Domain of the geeks. I may not have loved you when I was a teenager with other things to think about, like the insane changes in my body, but now that I’m older I have come to be fascinated by your astounding discoveries.

Here’s a look at some of the strangest of natural phenomena—whether in biology, anatomy, archeology, or astronomy. Some of them are too weird too believe… and yet it’s all true!


Thought clouds weigh nothing because they float? Wrong. Clouds weigh millions of tons. Yet they float because they are less dense than the surrounding air and than the rising currents of hot air. That’s why the sky does not fall on our heads dufus!


In this very moment, there are about 100 billion bacteria living in your mouth, and 100 trillion (100,000 billion) in your digestive tract. Oh and there are 25,000 germs walking on each square inch of your cell phone, and 7.2 billion on your kitchen sponge. Bacteria and germs are living beings—that makes your body, phone and kitchen extremely social places! Fortunately, most of these microscopic life forms are harmless and work actively for our mutual benefit.

Mosquitoes Allergy

… But they are not allergic to us, unfortunately. The itch that results from a mosquito bite is simply an immune response from your body. When the insect “bites” you, it in fact sucks your blood through its “trunk” (i.e. its proboscis) while simultaneously injecting substances including an anticoagulant. This helps the blood pass easily through its proboscis and its digestive tract. Itching is not directly caused by the bite or chemicals contained in the mosquito’s proboscis but by the immune response of the body fighting them. Our body releases histamine, a protein involved in many allergic reactions, to fight against parasites. Histamine causes swelling around the bite so that the blood rushes to the affected area, and this has the side effect of itching.


93% of your body mass is actually stardust. Time to start writing poems y’all. Most of the elements that make up your body, like your bones, organs, and muscles are made of various atoms and molecules. And where do you think those atoms and molecules come from? Technically from your mom, but if you trace everything back far enough, these particles come from the stars.


Believe it or not, you have 2 meters of DNA in every cell in your body, which has 10 trillion cells. If we put all that DNA together and made a string out of it, we could tie the string from the Earth to the Moon over 100,000 times!

Giant Dinosaur Stomach

The Sauroposeidon, of the brachiosaur family, is one of the largest dinosaurs ever found. It could reach up to 18 meters in height and weigh up to 60 tons. Naturally, his stomach was the size of a swimming pool. Time for a swim in the dino’s tummy!

Eye Muscles

The muscles in your eyes are the most active ones in your body. According to one study, they actually move more than 100,000 times a day. Does that sound like a lot? Try to count how many times your eyes just moved just to read this paragraph. Now, if only I could do one push-up for every eye-movement!

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