Kanye and Trump discuss “life” at Trump Tower

Kanye West, fresh off of cancelling his Saint Pablo tour, spent the morning at Trump Tower discussing “life” with his friend, the President-elect. Let’s narrate the scene (with apologies to Kanye and Kid Cudi):

If Trump fuck this model

and she just bleached her asshole

And Trump got bleach on his t-shirt

Would he feel like an asshole?

He was high when he met her

We was down in Tribeca

She get under your skin if you let her

She get under your skin if you-uh

Kanye don’t even wanna talk about it

He don’t even wanna talk about it

He don’t even wanna say nothin’

Everybody gonna say somethin’

 

 

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John P Sousa

John P Sousa is a Digital Content Producer at 301Brands. His Facebook feed infuriates him. He got his MFA in Creative Writing from Trump University. He mostly retweets NBA Memes at @johnpsousa.