Hillary Clinton apologizes for not rigging election properly

Hillary Clinton says we owe Donald Trump 'an open mind'

“I meant to rig this thing,” said Hillary Clinton the morning after losing the presidential election to Donald Trump. “I mean, technically, more people voted for me than voted for Donald Trump.” She thanked her supporters and then said, “I don’t know why I didn’t use my demonic powers to magically make all of the votes mine.┬áThose international bankers sure fell asleep on the job, too, you know what I mean? How are supposed to finally destroy U.S. Sovereignty without me rigging the shit out of this election? My bad. Maybe next time. Sorry.”

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