Brought to you by the same team behind Broforce, Freelives continues their series of games about the subtleties and nuances of male-on-male interaction with their newest game, Genital Jousting. Self-described as a game about “flaccid penises and wiggly anuses”, Genital Jousting is the ultimate party game where you can gather up to eight of your friends and finally decide who’s top dong.
In Genital Jousting, you take control of your very own dickbutt. Your dickbutt, unsurprisingly, is equipped with both a dick and a butt. You use your dick to fuck other butts, all while trying to avoid being buttfucked yourself.
It . . . it’s really as simple as that. I don’t know what else you were expecting.
However, there is certainly more things you weren’t expecting such as the ability to customize your wiener by changing it’s color and dressing it up different outfits. Or the many, many additional game modes besides the basic arena combat such as Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Wiener Round Up.
Genital Jousting is available on Steam for $4.99, though there are a few things you should know first. First, it is still in Early Access. A full game is expected to be released in 2017, including a campaign mode, but for those who can’t wait, they can play the basic version now. Also, to any streamers out there, Twitch has already banned Genital Jousting due to its incredibly sexual nature. Finally, apparently no one likes to get fucked in the Down Under, as the game is not being sold in Australia and New Zealand to avoid a likely ban.
Other than that, there isn’t much to say about Genital Jousting. The gameplay is fun, hilarious, and makes for some great stories about who f**ked who the most last night, but honestly none of that really matters. Genital Jousting is a love it or hate it experience. The second you saw the name of the game, you knew whether or not you were going to buy it.
Have fun, and happy humping.