“Now boarding… the Spiderman: Homecoming hype train!” Seriously, for a movie that had one of the most storied climbs into and out of production – the Sony/Disney deal that brought Spidey over to the right side of superhero films, the casting hoopla, the strange title, the Breakfast Club allusions, Michael Keaton being too good for Marvel’s history of paltry villains, another origin story – any and every concern, qualm, or skepticism anyone may have had going in looks to have been thrown out the window with the release of the first official trailer for the 2017 (sure to be) cash cow, Spiderman: Homecoming.
The movie is laden with all sorts of callbacks, quips, and fan service in the initial two minutes and sixteen seconds of Peter Parker’s official solo (kind of) foray into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Within seconds of the trailer’s start, we already have a clever quipping Spidey taking on a bunch of bank robbers wearing Avengers masks, to which Spidey calls out “Wait a minute, you guys aren’t The Avengers! I can tell – the Hulk gives it away,” and then proceeds to kick their asses and finish the job with a child like “Whoa! That was awesome.”
Then smash cut to Peter and his buddy Ned Leeds (Ganke!?) at school ogling the “hot girl” Liz, only to be called out by the “loner cool girl” Michelle (played by Zendaya), then another cut straight to Tony Stark (!) and Peter in a town car, discussing Parker’s “audition” to join the Avengers. The two have their fair share of quips, and then hug, only Stark wasn’t going for a hug, just opening Peter’s door for him. It may be too soon to say, but if that scene alone gives any baring on how Tony and Peter’s relationship is going to play out in the film, we may have one of the best “buddy” dynamics of the entire MCU on our hands (and with the two biggest heroes, no less).
Following some random cuts of Peter slowly getting the hang of becoming Spidey, and failing to hide his identity from his buddy Ned, the trailer heads into a more ominous tone, as Spidey is seen scaling the Washington Monument in DC, and The Vulture (played by Birdman himself, Michael Keaton) smashing through some giant building to wreak havoc, as audio of Stark telling Parker to avoid any heroism unless he’s called upon by The Avengers. As you might have guessed, Parker fails to take heed of the request, and a montage of Vulture terror and Spidey heroism ensues. Needless to say, Michael Keaton’s Vulture looks horrifying and totally badass, so that will potentially be a first in an MCU film – an actually terrifying villain.
The trailer ends with Keaton’s Vulture (presumably) telling Peter that if he further meddles in any of his business, he will make sure to kill anyone and everyone in Parker’s life (typical bad guy talk), and then shows Vulture splitting a ferry with some sort of alien (Chiutari?) technology, and then a GIANT CALL BACK to past Spidey films with Parker holding the splitting boat together with only his webbing! WHAT!?
There’s still a lot that remains to be seen – who is Donald Glover playing (you see him for a second with Logan Marshall’s character), how many villains will be in the film, who ends up being Mary Jane? – but the trailer ends in the most hype way imaginable – Spiderman and Iron Man rolling through the skies of New York City to inevitably take on the Vulture in the film’s climactic moment. So, if you weren’t on the hype train before, best hop on now, because this one is never slowing down.
Blade Runner 2049 trailer released, and it looks pretty awesome
Blade Runner 2049 trailer is here and we’re pretty stoked
Get ready folks. After a run of random but great rom-coms (Crazy, Stupid, Love), an awesome Shane Black film that didn’t do very well in the box office (The Nice Guys), a cult classic (Drive), and an Oscar bait musical (La La Land), Ryan Gosling is about to become the blockbuster leading man he’s been avoiding becoming for so long. Golsing is starring the new, long awaited sequel to Blade Runner, Blade Runner 2049.
Everything about Blade Runner 2049 seems to be absolutely perfect in terms of a reboot/sequel. Arrival and Sicario director Denis Vilenueve, who is the king of noir films, without a doubt, direct the film. The film stars Ryan Gosling as the protagonist, but also features Harrison Ford, the original star of the original series, along with Robin Wright, Jared Leto, and Dave Bautista – all of whom are kick ass actors. But I don’t have to tell you that, I’m sure. Heck, even Ridley Scott is back executive producing the sequel, so it’ll surely stay true to form.
All that is well and good, but the most important aspect of Blade Runner 2049 is without a doubt that the first trailer revealed next to nothing. Granted, I know saying the trailer didn’t spoil anything is an almost guaranteed jinx, but here’s hoping all the other positives point this in the right direction.
The trailer opens with the familiar neo-noir vibes of the original Blade Runner, with Ryan Gosling as the LAPD Detective K, roaming throughout the dingy streets of a near future. Gosling looks like a kick ass cyberpunk biker dude as he wanders into a strange yellowy void of dystopia. There’s some random dystopian b-roll in the middle of the trailer, a clip of Gosling plucking a piano key (La La Land reference?), and then boom! Harrison Ford. The two make a brief exchange, with Gosling saying he’s looking for Ford’s character Rick Deckard, only to have Deckard say things have changed.
Sure, that exchange isn’t the most exhilarating but dang does the trailer look good and more importantly SPOIL nothing. Who knows whether or not the magical wonder of this initial trailer lasts, but here’s hoping that Warner Bros. and Sony decide to be cool and not spoil the film before it comes out, but then again, they are trying to create a blockbuster, so they inevitably will. But here’s hoping maybe that won’t be the case this time (for spoilers, not success, we want it to be a success).
Superhero movies to look for in 2017
With three major studios now furiously producing content as fast as possible, it can be hard to keep track of all the superhero movies that are coming out.
With three major studios now furiously producing content as fast as possible, it can be hard to keep track of all the superhero movies that are coming out. Fox’s timelines are all over the place, the ocean of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is already 18 films deep, and DC . . . well, DC only has the good, the bad, and the ugly (we’ll let you decided which is which), but nonetheless, even the biggest of superhero fans might need a little help remembering all the upcoming films. To make sure you don’t miss out, we’ve decided to help by giving you a list of all the superhero movies to look for in 2017.
Lego Batman Movie – February, 10
It’s not the Batman movie we need, but the one we deserve.
Outdated jokes aside, The Lego Batman Movie looks like an absolute treasure. True to its kid-targeted audience, Batman is set to go on a personal journey in which he learns the importance of teamwork, friendship, and maybe even discover the true meaning of Christmas – that last one is unlikely, but we aren’t taking it off the table.
Where the Burton films were campy and Nolan’s were bleak (not even going to mention the *cough cough* murderer *cough cough*), The Lego Batman Movie just looks fun, and like all good parodies it comes from a place a love.
Logan – March 3
Fox has always been lax when it comes to keeping simple, clean timelines for its X-Men franchise – we’re still not sure when or where Deadpool took place – but Logan is downright baffling in regards to internal chronology. And you know what? Who cares. Because it looks amazing.
Logan is being marketed as the final chapter in Wolverine’s story, and in many ways that is true. Wolverine is old, beaten down, living in a world that has not only caught up to him for the first time in some three hundred years but has also passed him by. One way or another, he won’t be around for much longer. What’s more, this will be the last time that Hugh Jackman will take up the role of Wolverine after playing the character for close to two decades. On some level, it doesn’t matter how it exactly Logan aligns with the rest of the X-Men universe because we already know when it takes place. At the end.
Power Rangers – March 24
Hey look! A superhero movie (technically) that wasn’t made by Fox/Marvel/DC, and it looks . . . admittedly not great. The Power Rangers reboot is the result of a drunken one-night stand between the scripts of Chronicle and The Breakfast Club in whic-
Wait, hold on a second . . . Okay, we’re being told that isn’t actually true. Huh. Could’ve fooled us.
Leveraging all of the star power and credibility of incredible actors like Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Banks, and Bill Hader, and then pushing them all to the side to make way for yet another cast of whiny teens, Power Rangers promises to be an edgy reboot the likes of which you’ve never seen before.
Unless, you’ve seen Transformers.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 – May 5
If you were capable of feeling joy in 2014, then you loved Guardians of the Galaxy. It was fun, filled with laughs, moments of genuine emotion, and a uniqueness that saved us from that feeling of same-ness all Marvel movies had had up to that point. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 promises to deliver everything audiences loved all in the first film all over again.
The Guardians are still out there, saving the stars one day at a time, but are now joined by several new faces. Both Yondu and Nebula are supposed to be flip-flopping from secondary antagonists to join the team as well as all new character, the empath Mantis. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 will further explore the mystery of Star-Lord’s parentage, and will hopefully give fans some clues as to how they will appear in 2018’s Avengers: Infinity War.
Wonder Woman – June 2
DC has a rough time trying to fully break into the superhero movie biz. Despite nearly a century of material, storylines, and beloved characters to draw from, the reception of DC films has been mixed to say the least. Like, the absolute least. But as Batman v. Superman and Suicide Squad before it, Wonder Woman plans to set the DC Extended Universe back on track.
A steep, steep uphill track.
A prequel, Wonder Woman will tell the story of how Diana left her Amazonian home to punch Germans and eventually become the heroine that has deserved her own movie for decades now. And, tentatively, things are looking well for the film. Here’s hoping that DC will finally be able to create a film that manages to live up to the high bar of “Average” instead of “aggressively terrible”.
Spiderman: Homecoming – July 7
When Spider-Man decided to crash Marvel’s latest team-up film Captain America: Civil War, even the hopeful execs who had organized the sharing of properties between Marvel and Sony had no idea just how well received he would be. Tom Holland was able to do what no previous Spider-Man actor had done before and be appealing as both Spider-Man and as Peter Parker. He was witty, he was smart, he had a heart of gold, and it was all wrapped up in a childish innocence, naivete, and pure conviction of what was right and wrong.
With such an amazing performance and positive reception, it came as no surprise that Marvel and Sony were once again working together to put Spider-Man: Homecoming on the fast track. Seriously there are so many great things to look forward to in this film it is impossible to name them all.
Robert Downey Jr. is back as superhero mentor/surrogate father figure to Peter Parker, and the film is set up to explore Spider-Man growing out of that very long shadow to become his own hero. Also big shout out to Micheal Keaton and the costume designers for managing to turn one of the lamest villains in the Marvel universe, the Vulture, into a truly intimidating antagonist we can’t wait to see more of. It has been a very long time since Spider-Man has looked so good.
Thor: Ragnarok – November 3
Where Captain America: Civil War had quantity, Thor: Ragnarok will deliver a team-up film catering to the quality side of the equation. Obviously, Thor will be part of the show, but he will be joined by Loki, Dr. Strange, and most excitingly Hulk who will be giving fans a taste of the Planet: Hulk storyline as the two most powerful Avengers battle in a cosmic gladiatorial arena.
If the mental image of that fight alone doesn’t make you want to see the film then we can’t be friends.
Many dedicants of the MCU also believe that the last remaining Infinity Stone, the Soul Stone, will finally make it’s appearance in Thor: Ragnarok. With the lead villain being Hela, played by Cate Blanchett, the Norse goddess of the dead and her powers over the souls of the dead, our bets are that she’s the one who has been hiding the last of the gems from us/Thanos.
Justice League – November 17
Whoah boy, this is the big one. The question that has been asked a thousand times. Can DC do it? Can they really make a Justice League movie? As of right now? Who can tell? Wonder Woman will be a big indicator for some, but even if it turns out to be phenomenal, the fact the controversial Zack Synder will be directing Justice League is sure to keep the debate alive.
Justice League will bring together Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, The Flash, Aquaman, and Cyborg to do battle with the Parademons and their commander Steppenwolf, the leader of Apokolips’ military and servant of Darkseid, for control of the three Mother Boxes hidden on Earth, Atlantis, and Themyscira.
In case it wasn’t obvious already, Justice League‘s greatest challenge will be introducing all of those many, many nouns to audiences without falling into a five minute of expositional monologue. But, if they can pull it off, it does certainly sound like a story of epic proportions.
This article originally appeared on Fanboy Report as “Superhero movies to look for in 2017”.
Dunkirk receives its first full trailer
Dunkirk depicts a crucial moment of World War II that while unfamiliar to most American audiences, was an essential piece of the war to the United Kingdom.
Christopher Nolan’s latest project and first historical film, Dunkirk, received it’s first full trailer today. The film stars Tom Hardy and Cillian Murphy and depicts a crucial moment of World War II that while likely unfamiliar to most American audiences, is one that is an essential piece of the war to the United Kingdom.
The Dunkirk Evacuation, known as Operation Dynamo, is viewed by many as a turning point in the war that, should it have failed, could have driven the Allied nations into peace talks with Hitler. Following a series of military disasters in the summer of 1940, the British Expeditionary Force and the remnants of France’s military were driven by German forces into a section of northern France bordering Belgium. Encircled by German armored divisions, a defense coalesced around the port of Dunkirk with the aim to hold off the German military long enough to evacuate the British army and its allies.
Ultimately the operation was successful thanks to the bravery and tenacity of thousands of British troops in the face of overwhelming odds and the assistance of a small flotilla of civilian vessels that aided in the evacuation. By saving the bulk of their forces at Dunkirk, the British were able to continue the war without fear of invasion. The miracle of Dunkirk was such an unexpected success when all expected the BEF to be routed that it reinspired faith in the war effort after the long months of defeat preceding it.
Dunkirk comes out summer 2017.
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