We like to check in from time-to-time with our previous D-bag of the Week winners, and today we have Ryan Lochte who is back in the news. He and his gas-station buddies are facing a suspension by the U.S. Olympic Committee and USA Swimming. These douchebags will probably be alright, because most swimmers take a year off after the Olympics. Also, Ryan Lochte is going to be on Dancing With the Stars, which, if he dances anything like stiff-ass Adrian Nathan, he’s gonna get voted off in a hurry. Especially since he’s kind of hated. There are a lot of articles on the internet with headlines like “Will Dancing With the Stars Redeem Ryan Lochte?” And while Ryan Lochte certainly hopes the answer is “JEAH,” I think we can all safely say that the answer will probably be a resounding “Fuck no.”
Because Ryan Lochte is a jackass.