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The first fun rule about CrossFit jokes is actually getting to post funny opinions about it on social media and tell everyone to share it with others. CrossFit has definitely taken the internet by storm. If somehow you are wondering what CrossFit is, then to be brief – it is a fitness program which focuses on functional movements. These movements reflect the best aspects of activities such as rowing, gymnastics, weight lifting, etc. It is an organized form of intense workout.

Generally, most people who are into CrossFit take it very seriously. It is more like a brotherhood to them and for us normal people it gives us a chance to target them through CrossFit jokes. The internet hardly spare any popular trend so lets take all CrossFitters down by humor.

  • When you take CrossFit very seriously

CrossFit is a serious business. It is an intense form of a workout. It challenges the body, making it stronger. It is not a regular gym where a person can follow same monotonous routine day after day. Each sunrise brings a different challenge. If you are a beginner be prepared to see your body decorated with bruises. Like it is said:

  • On the scale of one to ten bruises acquired after CrossFit, how much do you regret your first crush?
  • The biggest achievement of a CrossFitter? Successfully completed WOD without ending up in the emergency room of the hospital.

CrossFitters logic be like:

  • Gym is too basic; let’s throw $300 to work out in a box.
  • Spend $300 to join a CrossFit program which looks like a warehouse.
  • Every day is a new challenge. Well actually different ways to bruise your body.
  • No WOD is complete if you don’t post it to your social media.
  • Can’t do better pull-ups? Welcome to CrossFit
  • Oh! Was it a WOD involving pull-ups? Because none were actually performed.

CrossFitters swear by their workouts. There are only two people in the world the one who love CrossFit and others who totally hate it.

  • “Your safety is our first priority.” Said no CrossFit trainer ever.
  • CrossFit: “No burden would be put on a person he can’t bear.” Yes we all can have a good laugh at it.
  • “So you are a CrossFitter? Tell me more about how you can brag about it all the time?”
  • “The only argument of a CrossFitter? How basic gym is.
  • What do Aliens and CrossFit have in common? Everyone talks about it without actually seeing it.
  • CrossFitter to do list be like: Survive, Survive, and Survive.
  • “Is CrossFit a fitness program? Because I feel like going to emergency after attending it.”
  • “Correct Form? Nah I do CrossFit.”
  • Man: “Did an intense work out at gym.” CrossFitter: “Yeah, You mean warm-up.”
  • “I do Cross..”. Say that one more time and I will kill you.

All the CrossFit jokes are intended for humor only. Whether you think CrossFit is a key to fitness or it is extra, still it is always good to have a laugh about certain things. Life is too short to be taken seriously. Despite all the jokes on CrossFit, it is one of the best ways to challenge yourself and push your own limits to keep yourself in a healthy form.

  • “What do physical therapists call CrossFit? Job security.”                                  
  • “CrossFit – if there’s a way to kip while making oatmeal, they’ll find it.”                                                                                                                        
  • “What’s the difference between the average bodybuilder and the average CrossFitter?”  4 Years of college

While nobody is perfect in everything, Crossfit provides a unique platform to learn a variety of things and perfect yourself to become a better version of you.  Fitness programs are very important for each and every individual. It keeps body and minds both healthy. It reduces stress and it makes a person adopt better life style.

The idea of the box in CrossFit itself gives a message of competition between you and yourself. It helps a person to explore all the strengths and weaknesses. The idea is to push the body out of its comfort zone. So, concluded that we all admire the unique and effective concept of CrossFit but a little laugh never hurts anybody. Additionally, it must be noted to never make fun of any person to the limits that a person considers quitting a certain task. Crossfit jokes should be made in limits and in a healthy and friendly environment. To be fair to all CrossFitters, lets end this with one last joke.

  • “Too lazy for a CrossFit? Let me post some jokes while eating fries.”

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How to get the ball rolling on eating healthier

You may want to start eating healthier, but getting the ball rolling can be an uphill endeavor.



Make a List

Make a list

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When you get hungry, the last thing you feel like doing is running down a mental list of available healthy foods to eat. That’s why you probably end up grabbing whatever is closest to you and chowing down, vowing to start eating healthy tomorrow.

Instead, sit down and make a list of foods that you determine to be healthiest for you and your goals. Don’t just write a shopping list. Make a list of actual meals that you can prepare and eat. Include what day you’re going to have them, and what time. The more prepared you are when hunger strikes, the more likely you will be to have something ready without having to think too hard about it.

Buy a Cookbook



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Flipping through a cookbook with enticing photographs of healthy food will get you inspired to start eating healthy. Buy a cookbook or two that has nothing but healthy food recipes. Make sure it has a photo for every recipe, so you can visualize yourself dining on the healthy options. Put bookmarks on pages that really make you want to get up and start cooking. These are the dishes that will offer you the best motivation to start your new healthy eating plan. Alternatively, you can create your own cookbook by searching around the internet for healthy recipes and saving them to your phone or computer.

Buy Some New Clothes

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Wearing the same clothes every day when you already feel unattractive can keep you in a negative rut that’s hard to get out of. Put on your favorite pair of jeans, jacket, whatever, and go shopping for some new clothes. Buy a few that fit you now, and something special that you can work toward fitting into after you’ve achieved your weight goal. The change will help you to see yourself as someone new and fresh who is capable of switching eating habits for the better.

Stop Looking in the Mirror

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If your appearance really gets you down, stop obsessing over your flaws in the mirror. Seriously, you don’t need a visual examination over every wrinkle or bulge. Just stop looking in the mirror, get dressed, and be on your merry way. Wait at least a month before you give yourself a once over again. This time, you’ll be pleasantly surprised, instead of walking away thinking how bad you look.

Buy a Cool Scale

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If you’re trying to lose weight (or even gain weight), having a cool scale will make the process easier to measure progress. Get yourself a digital scale that measures ounces as well as pounds. They even have scales that speak your weight, if that’s what you need to keep motivated to eat healthier. Just don’t weigh yourself every day, because daily fluctuations in weight are normal, and have little to do with your eating habits. If you gain a couple ounces after eating healthy all day, you could lose motivation to continue to eat healthy. Every three days or so is sufficient to track your progress and measure your results.

Choose Restaurants With Healthy Food

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If cooking isn’t your thing, choose some local restaurants that serve healthy foods with wholesome ingredients. Keep a list of these restaurants at hand so that when you come home late from work and don’t feel like cooking, you’ll have a backup plan that doesn’t involve Domino’s Pizza.

Invest in Partitioned Storage Containers

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If you’re short on time like most of us, you need some quick options for meals every now and then. Invest in some portioned storage containers so you can make your own version of TV dinners. Instead of pudding and mashed potatoes, fill them with things like brown rice, steamed broccoli, and turkey breast. Prepare them ahead of time and stack in your refrigerator or freezer. Just pop one in the microwave when all you can think about is flopping on the couch in front of the television.

The key to getting the ball rolling to start eating healthier is to be prepared. When you stock up on the tools that will help you reach your goals, get ready for instances when there’s no time to cook, and be kind to yourself by not obsessing over your image, you stand a pretty good chance of improving your eating habits for good.


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Marijuana. Infused. Beer.

It was only a matter of time before weed found its way into America’s favorite drink. Enter: marijuana-infused beer.



These days, you can find marijuana infused in everything from alcohol to BBQ sauce to bath bombs to candy bars. So, it was only a matter of time before weed found its way into America’s favorite drink: beer. Enter: marijuana-infused beer.

From Business Insider, a report that Lagunitas Brewing Company has released an IPA infused with marijuana. It’s called Supercritical, and it’s available for a limited release in California. In case you don’t know, Lagunitas Brewing Company is based in California and was purchased by Heineken in early 2017.

Sadly, though, it won’t get you high — the beer contains no THC.

For inside scoop, watch the full video. Then let us know in the comments what you think about marijuana-infused beer.

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Sweden’s Move To A 6 Hour Workday Should Make You Very Angry



Sunset in Stockholm, Sweden

What would you do with 6 extra hours of free time every week? That’s the question every full-time worker in Sweden is going to have to answer. After years of individual companies making the switch, the entire country is about to embark on an ambitious plan to maintain productivity while also eliminating 17% of the current workweek. Yes, the entire country.

Not only have Swedish workers just been given 312 hours of their lives back each year, but they have effectively been given a rather nice raise as well. In 2014, the average Swede took home about of €30,612 (the equivalent of $34,285) each year, or €2551 ($2857)  a month, which is about €589 ($660) a week. If we break that down over a 36 hour work week (less than the 47 hours the average American works full-time ), that equals €16.35 an hour. With the switch from a 36 hour workweek to a 30 hour workweek, the average take-home hourly wage just jumped to €19.63/hour, or a 20% increase.*

That would make me pretty happy, and I hope our CEO reads this and feels compelled to give all of us at Men’s Trait a 20% raise. We’re not holding our breath, however. Wages in the U.S. have been slightly better than stagnant for decades, and now we have to sit back and watch as an entire nation was just collectively given a raise that we could only dream of in the States.

In the United States, the average earner made $45,230 before taxes in 2014. More than the average Swede, right? Not necessarily. You might have noticed that the amount people in Sweden take home, on average, was €30,612 ($34,285), not what they earned. That’s the net, after tax amount. In the U.S., depending on a worker’s tax bracket, that amount would be at best $33,923, excluding any deductions and credits on their taxes. Depending on the exchange rate at any given moment, people in Sweden might take home more money than Americans. Or Americans might take home more. It’s very, very close.

But each country is different, and the cost of living in Sweden is higher than in the United States. Or, rather no, it isn’t. When we look at just after tax income, not accounting for fixed expenses, the average Swede has more buying power than the average American. Rent and utilities are significantly cheaper for people living in Sweden, making it slightly more affordable than the U.S. overall. Removing just utilities from the equation gives the advantage to Americans for having more buying power. Luxury activities, like eating at restaurants or going to the movies, are more expensive in Sweden than they are in the United States; that’s one financial advantage we have. But Swedes don’t do those things on the same scale that Americans do, so the premium prices affect them less than they would someone living in the States.

Okay, so I’ve rambled for over 500 words about how the Swedes just made a change to how much people work, and then delved into a bevy of numbers comparing the incomes and buying power of Americans and Swedes, only to come to the conclusion that there really isn’t that much difference between the two countries. Both are wealthy countries, with each celebrating a 7.2 OECD Better Life Index score that measures the quality of life for people around the globe, well above the average score of 6.0. So what’s the point?

Just remember, you could be living the American dream in Sweden, only by working at least 312 fewer hours each year. Oh, and the Swedes are guaranteed 25 paid vacation days and 16 paid holidays yearly, plus some paid maternity (56 weeks, or 13 months) and paternity leave (34 weeks), neither of which are guaranteed in the United States.** Now, with this new 6 hour workday, your typical Swedish worker will work 458 fewer hours every year than the average American (this even includes part-time workers)—that’s 19 full days.

Yes, you should be angry. People in Sweden are living the American dream better than we are.

Preston Hemmerich is the Content Manager for 301 Digital Media, overseeing,, and more. He enjoys covering food, politics, travel and writing sad attempts at humor.

*This figure does not account for hourly employees, only salaried employees. Some businesses have applied a wage increase to hourly employees to make up for lost hours, but that is not a country wide practice. In reality, this de facto raise disproportionately benefits higher income individuals working salaried jobs.
**Collectively, citizens of the U.S. get nowhere near 41 paid days off a year that Swedish citizens do.

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