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Florida Man Steals Backhoe For Latenight Joyride

Is there anything Florida Man can’t do? After trying to pay for his beverage with an alligator and then tweeting out a picture of his custom engraved pistol after losing...

Can Ted Cruz His Way Into The White House?

As a political race as large and important as it gets, the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election is coming and it is coming fast. But before that all-important Tuesday in November,...

Jeb Bush Loses Website, Finds Gun

America. pic.twitter.com/TeduJkwQF3 — Jeb Bush (@JebBush) February 16, 2016 Jeb(!) Bush, who had the domain name www.jebbush.com stolen out from under him by Donald Trump and...

Donald Trump Hijacks Jeb Bush’s Name

So Jeb(!) Bush is running for president, everybody know this, and until he got to South Carolina he has not been doing very well. In fact it’s gotten so bad that he has his...

Ted Cruz Casts Porn Star In Ad, Then Pulls It Out

Fresh off of being called a “pussy” by certified asshole Donald Trump, walking Chick Tract Ted Cruz finds himself in a bit of controversy today when it was revealed...

Whiny Oregon Militia Packs Up Lube And Goes To Jail

America’s favorite anti-government militia are ending their occupation of a bird-watching shack in Oregon and going jail. These real American Heroes sure showed us what is...

How The Ongoing Decline In Bee Populations Will Hit You Right In the Wallet

We’ve known for a while that bee populations around the world are in decline, and the problem is rapidly getting worse. You might be thinking “that’s a shame,...

Good News, Post-Impressionists! You Can Rent van Gogh’s Bedroom

The Art Institute of Chicago has done something truly cool to commemorate the arrival of all three versions of Vincent van Gogh’s iconic post-impression masterpiece, Bedroom...

Man Blames 10th DUI On Beer-Battered Fish Fry, and His Jury Isn’t Buying It

Excuses for driving drunk have existed for as long as DUI laws have been in place, and as these laws have evolved and become more proactive, so too have the reasons that some...

Donald Trump Calls Ted Cruz A “Pussy”

Noted tough guy Donald Trump was talking about everyone’s favorite Canadian yesterday in New Hampshire, on the eve of today’s presidential primary, bragging about how...

Donald Trump? No, Trump Donald

Oh man sometimes the best thing on the internet in a given day just falls into your lap. There you are, thinking about what you’re gonna get up to this weekend, wondering to...

This Guy Is Raising Money To Run An Anti-Trump Ad

So Donald Trump is still leading in the Republican Primary polls. I mean this thing started as a joke, right? Now it looks like a serious Donald Trump presidential candidacy is...

Muottas: Some of the Most Beautiful Day Hikes in Europe

We went down the lane, by the body of the man in black, sodden now from the overnight hail, and broke into the woods at the foot of the hill. We pushed through these towards the...

The DNC Should Fear The Bern

The DNC Should Fear The Bern On Sunday, January 10th, 2016, the White House released a press statement revealing that President Barack Obama had met privately with the senior U.S....

Wealth In(Equality) America

If you’re anything like the average American, you most likely could check the banking app on your phone or from your computer and find anywhere from $2,500-4,400. But if...