Preston Hemmerich Author

Preston has bold opinions about one's societal responsibility, capitalism, and how plebes ought to be treated. Preston also forgets that sarcasm and satire seldom are detected on the internet and deploys their use frequently regardless.

Capitalism Is Devastating Independent Voices Online

American media behemoths are crushing independent voices online, and the only way to stop the bleeding is to support those who are fighting for their existence. ...

Let’s Burn this Motherfucker Down

men's trait was once a quirky and hella rad men's lifestyle website. It's going to be a little different from here on out. ...

Sweden’s Move To A 6 Hour Workday Should Make You Very Angry

THIS CONTENT WAS REPUBLISHED FROM AN EARLIER DATE. What would you do with 6 extra hours of free time every week? That’s the question every full-time worker in Sweden is...

Bernie’s Campaign Is Fizzling, Only Attracts 21,000 People to Rally in Sacramento

At an event in Sacramento on May 9, the Sanders campaign was only able to attract 21,000 attendees to the rally, down from 27,000 in NYC in April....

Yes, Hillary, the DNC is why you lost the election

In an interview at Recode’s Code Conference in California on this past Wednesday, Hillary Clinton once again took responsibility for losing to Donald Trump in 2016's...

Runs towards the Maybury Hill: Embeds test

A moderate incline runs towards the foot of Maybury Hill, and down this we clattered. Once the lightning had begun, it went on in as rapid a succession of flashes as I have ever...

Though thousands of miles from Oregon (Typography)

But thou sayest, methinks that white-lead chapter about whiteness is but a white flag hung out from a craven soul; thou surrenderest to a hypo, Ishmael. Tell me, why this strong...

32 worst things Donald Trump has ever said

Donald Trump's presidential run has been one of the biggest coups for comedians and comediennes across the globe, and while we don't claim to be comedians, we thought we'd pile on...

Hickeys can cause strokes and kill you so let’s just get straight to oral

A young man died at the hands of an older woman and that's really sad. Every young man deserves a loving and protective cougar to teach him the ropes, but sadly cougars bite. And...

Donald Trump is democracy’s nuclear option

Is Donald Trump the last hope of the American public in its effort to take back control of their democracy? Can he stay in control long enough to govern?...

Omar Mateen took more than just 49 lives from the gay community

I've been to Pulse. I've sat at its bar sipping on water (boring, I know). I've listened to its music. I've danced on its floors. I've been in the bathroom where Omar Mateen...

If Bernie wins California, he can win the Democratic primary

Today is the California primary, and this is Bernie Sanders' last stand. It's the state on which his remaining hopes are resting, and it's the state that has the chance to take...

Hey, Bernie supporters, here’s why it’s okay to be #BernieOrBust

You can vote for whomever you want. That's sort of the point of Democracy....

Hillary Clinton won’t like that Ted Cruz dropped out of the race

Hillary Clinton is in the driver's seat in the Democratic race for the White House, but with Ted Cruz gone and Donald Trump just waiting for the right opportunity to strike,...

Bill Haslam Is The Candidate The Republicans Need For President

With Donald Trump sinking (finally), it’s time for Republicans to have very serious conversations about who the party should rally around for President at its party convention...