32 worst things Donald Trump has ever said

Donald Trump’s presidential run has been one of the biggest coups for comedians and comediennes across the globe, and while we don’t claim to be comedians, we thought we’d pile on and cash in on the attention he’s grabbing. It’s shameless, but whatever, that’s what we do.

Have a scroll through our favorite the worst things The Donald has ever said. Fair warning, some of it might be borderline NSFW.

1. “One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don’t go into government.”

Donald Trump Mid Sentence
Image: Gage Skidmore via Wiki Commons

We just had to start off with this one. Does anyone else see the irony here regarding his candidacy?

2. “That’s one of the nice things. I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich. So if I need $600 million, I can put $600 million myself. That’s a huge advantage. I must tell you, that’s a huge advantage over the other candidates.”

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Image: Political Memes

So, the candidacy really is for sale?

3. “I’m a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone.”

donald trump as a clown
Image: The Wrap

Or he makes a clown out of himself. Same thing.

4. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

donald trump on the apprentice meme

Heck, we’re men and we would flirt with him. Rawr.

5. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.”

donald trump immigration immigrants meme
Image: imgflip

It would be so much better if they just brought us tequila and churros.

6. “We have a 5 billion dollar website. I have so many websites … I hire people. They do a website. It costs me three dollars.”

donald trump 5 million dollars meme
Image: BlogHer

Yeah, well we set up MensTrait.com for $2. Yippee ki-yay, mother*****.

7. “I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

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Somewhere in Mexico a group of bureaucrats  is laughing their cojones off.

8. “I watch the speeches of these people, and they say the sun will rise, the moon will set, all sorts of wonderful things will happen, and people are saying, ‘What is going on? I just want a job.'”

donald trump you're fired meme
Image: Mamás Latinas

There is something ironic about a man promising jobs to people when he’s most famous for eliminating them.

9. “I don’t need anybody’s money. I’m using my own money. I’m not using the lobbyists. I’m not using donors. I don’t care. I’m really rich.”

donald trump meme i'm really rich

And this is what will endear him to the American people.

10. “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again, just watch. He can do much better!”

Sage relationship advice from the man who has had three different wives.

11. “No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses — one vaccine at a time, over time.”

And we had just bought saddles for them.

12. “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud.”

This has more weight because he incorrectly used quotation marks.

13. “I will build the best wall, the biggest, the strongest, not penetrable, they won’t be crawling over it, like giving it a little jump and they’re over the wall. It costs us trillions.”

Great Wall of China
By: Keith Roper

Rumor has it that the wall is going to look a little like this.

14. “I do know what to do and I would know how to bring ISIS to the table or, beyond that, defeat ISIS very quickly. And I’m not gonna tell you what it is tonight.”

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That’s like the life coach saying s/he can solve all your problems, but only after you pay $300/hour for a consultation.

15. “According to Bill O’Reilly, 80% of all the shootings in New York City are blacks — if you add Hispanics, that figure goes to 98%, 1% white.”

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Image: Quick Meme

And According to Bill O’Reilly he’s a war hero.

16. “Who’s doing the raping? Somebody’s doing the raping?”

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The Mexicans are doing the raping? Weren’t you listening to yourself?

17. “We have nobody in Washington that sits back and said, you’re not going to raise that f****** price.”

donald trump pointing a finger

This was in response to rising oil prices. For somebody who is supposedly incredibly smart, he seems to have very little insight into how commodities markets work… Or he’s pandering to the uneducated dolts in the world who support his candidacy.  n’t let him use the land. That’s what we should be doing. I don’t want to use the word ‘screwed,’ but I screwed him. That’s what we should be doing.”

donald trump laughing and pointing his finger

At least he admits to being a dishonest opportunist. This type of foreign policy is just what the U.S. needs always.

18. “I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”

donad trump racist meme blacks love me

He obviously has friends whose last name is Black. Sheesh, people, it isn’t a race thing.

19. “Laziness is a trait in blacks.”

donald trump can't handle the truth racist meme

Oh, maybe it is a race thing.

20. “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

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Yeah, it is definitely a race thing.

21. “What a convenient mistake: @BarackObama issued a statement for Kwanza (sic) but failed to issue one for Christmas.”

donald trump twitter Because he was too busy praying to Allah. Just to note, the President did issue several statements about Christmas, and Donald has since deleted this tweet.

22. “Rosie is crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb – other than I like her very much!”

We aren’t going to argue with him about Rosie O’Donnell, but isn’t this kind of the pot calling the kettle black?

23. “Our great African American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!”

Seriously, just shut up at this point. That’s like holding Jimmy Carter accountable for all the crap white people did while he was in the Oval Office.

24. “.@Deadspin guys are total losers—they had their story stolen right from under their bad complexions—other media capitalized!”

If you missed this little spat, it came when Donald Trump sarcastically trolled Deadspin writers one day, earning a less-than-nice response from Deadspin involving the four letter f-word. Is this what Trump diplomacy would look like?

25. “Dummy Bill Maher did an advertisement for the failing New York Times where the picture of him is very sad-he looks pathetic, bloated & gone!”

Has anyone else noticed Donald’s affinity for the exclamation mark? He loves them!

26. “I will be releasing the full interview with a guy named Baxter @antbaxter only to show the bias and stupidity of him and @BBCWorld. Clowns!”

Because we’re taking this far too literally, the BBC is one of the most respected media entities in the world and Trump ought to remember that.

27. “And I’ll have Mexico pay for the wall. Because Mexico is screwing us so badly. I will take it from out of just a small fraction of the money they’ve been screwing us for over the last number of years.”

donald trump finger wagging meme Fun fact, the United States currently owes Mexico more than twice what they owe us.

28. “.@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.”

Again, does he think he looks any better?

29. “If I were running ‘The View,’ I’d fire Rosie [O’Donnell]. I mean, I’d look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say, “Rosie, you’re fired.”

donald trump you're fired meme
Image: Mamás Latinas

We wonder what he’d say the first time Angela Merkel disagreed with him.

30. “They had no definitive proof against Tom Brady or #patriots. If Hillary doesn’t have to produce Emails, why should Tom? Very unfair!”

Right? The NFL was far too lenient on Hillary.

31. “While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.”

Donald, you can say what you want about a lot of people, but leave Bette Midler out of this.

32. “Grab them by the pussy.”

trump grab them by the pussy quote donald trump

Fuck yeah, America. This is your president. You can read the full lead-up to the locker room talk below. It makes me feel all warm and cozy, like getting peed on by Russian prostitutes.

  • “I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”
  • “I did try and fuck her. She was married.”
  • “Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
  • “Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

Cheers, America. You deserve this.

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Preston Hemmerich

Preston fancies himself somewhat intelligent and a very poor joke teller. He enjoys writing about food, pets, politics and the occasional bit of social commentary. He has four dogs, a cat, and a pretty awesome husband.

  • jlenoreb

    Clearly this is a rag site! Demoncrat nest for sure!

    • Hi jlenoreb,

      We have people of assorted political affiliations — including a CEO who admires Trump very much. We are a men’s lifestyle website, and one of our areas of focus in on entertainment. Trump is entertaining, and all we’re doing is sharing some of his most questionable quotes. If you don’t like that, maybe you should encourage him to stop giving fodder to “rag” sites like us.

      Best wishes,
      MT

      • Pugsly Adoms

        the problem is years ago a Republican minded politician sat down with a bleeding heart and his heart started to bleed! He understood that things were not good and also wanted to help so he requested that person run and that’s how Democrats were born!
        Now 50% of the population Is taking care of the other 50% of the population.
        That is not right or fair to the other 50% on either side!
        Now we have 50% of the population working class that don’t get paid enough because they’re an architect or a welder working in a restaurant hora sales office.
        It’s not the other 50% fault either the government for years has been telling them somethings wrong with themAnd here’s some money for it.

        • wildand5150

          You obviously have no idea where your taxes are going and if you do then you condone murdering innocent men women and children in foreign countries so as to profit from their resources. Idk about you obviously but I want my taxes to go to the things that benefit me and my children and the people of my country not a select few with very questionable ethics. You are falling for the propaganda hook line and sinker… thinking is free so I have no idea why you are letting others do it for you

          • Scoon Jenkins

            LOL

          • wildand5150

            I think I only read the first sentence of what the guy wrote to tell you the truth. Im one of those that interrupts people when they talk and obviously sounds stupid because of it. Oh well just being me I guess 😀 lol Hey at least you and I got a laugh out of it. 😀

          • Hilda S. Colon

            Republicans are WAR Mongers

          • Perhizzle

            Hillary voted for the war in Iraq….

    • Jack Oliver

      Dude, look at other stuff on this site. It’s just a site for guys. They’re just making fun of a stupid person for saying stupid things. Piss off if you don’t like it.

      • Bill Man

        Do you mean, “give an opinion, but only if you like it”? If so, screw you.

        • john foster

          You sir, have no comprehension of an opinion and slander. That’s why there’s laws about these types of things.

      • Frankiev

        Jackoff, get back in your hole.

      • Flavius

        “Piss off” ooooooo, bet you pretend to follow Euro soccer as well…

    • Luis San
      • Frankiev

        Luis, you know a lot about getting it up the arse.

      • Flavius

        Wishful projecting by one who bites the pillow.

    • Woudy Treez

      A site of idiots with their noses in the air.

      • bob genghis khan

        says an idiot conservatard

        • Woudy Treez

          OK idiot conservatard, it’s good that you’re self-aware.

          • bob genghis khan

            i’m calling u an idiot. man ur dumb

          • Woudy Treez

            While you’re spending all this time talking to such a dumb person as me.

            How dumb is that?

          • Anon

            Not every democrat is voting Hillary, Bernie Sanders is the go-to man. He stands up for peoples rights and makes great speeches and promises. Stop being a stuck up working blue collared American who is voting for trump purely because he’s outspoken and has strong opinions that are very stupid. Look, I’m not American. I’m actually from New Zealand. If you were smarter you would not vote/support Donald and his ignorant and bigoted personality. Please wake up and reliese that Donald will only create chaos.

          • “Look, I’m not American. I’m actually from New Zealand. ”

            Good, then look to the glue factory and get in the pen. All comrades wish to be turned into glue when they are no longer a value to the state.

            Why?

            To each according to their need. The state has the largest need.

            Therefore, you need more compared to other people who need less but produce more…for the state.

            Now get into the death wagon.

            https://youtu.be/TyndDoqUkvg?t=1h56s

            You wanted equality, you got it….socialist style.

            https://youtu.be/TyndDoqUkvg?t=1h6m40s

    • bob genghis khan

      shutup crybaby

    • Dennis DesOrmeaux

      Exactly, Where they really should be talking about killery clinton the one that allow four brave American to die on her watch .

  • goober

    If we`re going to talk “dangerous” ……… let`s talk HILLARY CLINTON , or the moron that`s running the country now …….. BARACK !!!

    Now THAT`S DANGEROUS !!!

    • @disqus_2Wz2Uid0dv:disqus,

      Once she starts giving us quotes as entertaining as Trump we’ll create an article around her. So poke and prod her on social media to give us material!

      Best,
      MT

      • Frankiev

        Mentalbait, she can’t be quoted, she just lies.

      • Dicedealer64

        Go listen to the Democratic debate. There was PLENTY there to create an article out of. There has been plenty to use for MONTHS. You just don’t try.

      • Sam Rolo

        How about the obvious lying she did in the Benghazi hearings? Or, how about the enabling of the philandering and abuser of women husband of hers. She was thoroughly exposed as a liar and is a proven and experienced enabler. Why don’t you create some humor out of that? I’m sure that you’re an impartial equal opportunity entertainment seeing outfit.

      • Sam Rolo

        Here’s some material so that you can use your imagination. Just thought I’d help.

        “It is so great to be here. You know, I was worried I wouldn’t make it. I
        was pinned down by sniper fire.” –joking with Jay Leno during an
        appearance on “The Tonight Show,” as though she really was.

        “Maybe we should ask Barack if he’s comfortable or needs another pillow.” –during a debate with Barack Obama, referring to a Saturday Night Live skit as evidence of a pro-Obama media bias, as there is now for her.

        “I could stand up here and say, ‘Let’s just get everybody together,
        let’s get unified, the sky will open, the light will come down,
        celestial choirs will be singing, and everyone will know we should do
        the right thing and the world will be perfect.” –mocking Barack Obama, and now she doesn’t disagree with him.

        Things aren’t looking good for Hillary. Like a lot of women in
        Washington, I think she’s just starting to realize she may have slept
        with Bill Clinton for nothing.” –Jay Leno about the enabler.

        “Just like Clinton, the book will come with a jacket and no pants.” –Jay Leno

        “Former President Clinton was hit by an egg thrown by a protester as he
        was walking down the street in Poland. His reflexes were so quick, he
        was able to fertilize it like that.” –Jay Leno

        And Hillary Clinton is about to drop out. She has not dropped out
        officially. That means Bill Clinton’s about to hear those three words
        he’s been dreading: ‘Honey, I’m home!'” –Jay Leno about the enabler

        “This kind of seems like bad taste to me. A Giuliani fundraiser is now
        charging $9.11 … in reference to 9/11. … Isn’t that inappropriate? I
        mean, isn’t it like a Bill Clinton fundraiser charging $69 a head?”
        –Jay Leno

        • Pugsly Adoms

          I don’t know where you come up with this but I will love it

        • john foster

          I dislike Clinton as much as the next guy, but really? These are the best suggestions you came up with? Not only is it less then 10 of them you copied and pasted off another website I assume, but only a couple are even remotely comparable to the level of stupidity that Trumps quotes are on.
          I mean no offense mate, I’m simply saying though.

          In order to mock Hillary like this you’d have to do almost all quotes in which she flat out lied in or contradicted a previous statement and then point out how it’s completely false or post the other quote with it. This way you show how much of a bullshitter she is and a liar all around. It’d be way better and pretty much the only way to do this to

      • Flavius

        Poor guy. You’ve tried every thing, but you are as you were born.
        Just avoid mirrors and get on with your life.

    • bob genghis khan

      goober is the perfect name for a moron like u

    • Darien Richardson

      There’s no comparison, and if you think there is then you’re part of the problem.

      • Scoon Jenkins

        Woah dude…….you loaded up on the substance in this post bro……super edgy, dont cut yourself!

  • Eric Cox

    Scum bag liberal site.

    • Bob M

      You are an idiot!!!

      • Eric Cox

        Just like a liberal when someone thinks different than you attack them.

        • Bob M

          Look who’s talking!!!

          • Eric Cox

            No Bob it was you that made the comment directed at me over my opinion of a news agency. You made it directly at me.

          • Well, technically you started by insulting us at Men’s Trait, and that really hurt our feelings, @disqus_qlxFe2SxE3:disqus. It hurt so bad we’re considering shutting down to go home and cry to our mothers.

          • Also, we’re not not a news agency. We know, it’s hard to tell where entertainment ends and news begins this day and age, but rest assured that we aren’t moonlighting as a new outlet.

        • Jack Oliver

          Isn’t that exactly what you did to the people who run this website when you called it a “Scum bag [sic] liberal site?” I’m not making a political statement, but I do want to point our your hypocrisy.

      • Gravyonthetaters

        You’re an a hole.

    • Oh, Eric, we’re not a scumbag (one word) liberal site; we’re a men’s lifestyle website. Trump says silly things, so we thought we’d cash in. We don’t take any political stance, and we’re definitely not throwing support to one candidate to another.

      Best,
      MT

    • bob genghis khan

      scumbag coxsucking troll

  • bonesaw69

    Lol he’s no more insane than anyone else running.
    God help us.

    • Bonesaw69, but he does give us the best material!

  • John Martin

    Go Donald go! The US and Canada need a strong leader like Trump. Instead we have wimping small minded limp wristed goofs the likes of Harper running in order to collect a bigger government pension.

    • YES! But first he’ll have to lead us to victory over those silly Canadians. THEN he’ll govern both countries. YEAH!!!

  • eileen Pelletier

    He’s managed to insult everyone, and he isn’t no Don Rickles….

  • jgmambo

    Writer : how does it feel to vote for a traitor , a liar and a racist ? You got to feel so them stupid and piss . Provably getting ready to vote for dumb ass Hillary . Can’t fix Stupid .

    • jgmambo,

      The writer of this piece is making fun of the things Trump has said, not taking a political stand. If you don’t like Trump being made fun of for the stuff he says, maybe you should encourage him to stop saying things that give sites like us fodder. Once Hillary starts saying things like this we’ll write about her.

      Best,
      MT

      • ken ware

        She don’t have to say anything we all know what she is! A liar Murdered, Drug Dealer, and other things. She can get away with breaking the law, can you? Hell no you can’t so tell me how the Clintons can? Don’t tell me she hasn’t broke any laws, Purgury is a Damn Law so is Murder and Drugs, obstruction of Justice are all Laws and she has broken every one!

  • The Ranger

    Not entirely fair to Mr.Trump he’s not a career politician. He doesn’t have the political correct lingo down pat: like a Clinton or Nixon more like a Eastwood although he does not need a few dollars more.

    • Ranger, you’re totally right. He’s not a career politician, and that’s what make him so gosh darn entertaining.

      Best,
      MT

  • Rhonda

    Yeah this site is way off!

    • @disqus_fj58yxoxEj:disqus

      Actually we took a look, our site is definitely turned to the “ON” position. if it isn’t working for you try refreshing the page.

      Best,
      MT

    • Rhonda, we checked and the website is clearly turned to the “ON” position. Try refreshing your page.

      Best,
      MT

      • Jack Oliver

        lol I hope you’re just being an ass.

      • Bill Man

        Your site sucks.

  • Allen Burgin

    Who are you voting for, Killary? Probably, you fucking moron. Socialist Sanders? Obama has worked out SO well.

  • fmjuice

    Whats worst, what he says or the fact that every time a bush is in office, oil prices goes thru the ceiling.

    • We know what’s the worst, veterans going without medical treatment or being able to find meaningful work after returning for duty, through no fault of their own. As for oil, blame the Saudis.

      Best,
      MT

      • Jack Oliver

        Umm, did you all say this site doesn’t take a political stand? Because that sounds like a political opinion right there.

    • Jack Oliver

      You know that the President of the U.S. doesn’t control oil prices, right? You’re as bad as the moronic GOP sheep if you’re just spouting shit like this.

      • fmjuice

        You are not only angry, you are very naive. Bush 1 was very friendly with the Saudis and oil prices doubled. Then Jr was friendly with Putin and the Saudis, oil went to over $100 a barrel. Now under the black guy, oil is $42 a barrel. Open your eyes !

        • Jack Oliver

          Not angry, I’m just not an uneducated fool who believes one man can control commodities markets on a whim. You’re mistaking a casual observation — which isn’t even a correlation — with causation. As much as I don’t like G. W. Bush, I’m not blinded enough by distaste to blame him for things he wasn’t even capable of doing.

          • SantaFeJack

            Jack: I think you are too intelligent for this crowd.

          • Jack Oliver

            Thank you, though many of these people aren’t exactly representative of the general population. Most of the nation doesn’t like Trump.

      • Frankiev

        But all the libnuts extolled Obummer’s efforts when gas was low priced, although he did nothing to control it.

  • ken ware

    I happen to like Clowns! It’s sneaky SOB’s I hate! Gay Black kills two people and Kerry and Obama is sucking up to the UN trying to take more of our rights away! That’s the kind of crap we don’t need in America! I don’t want to live like the people in North Korea! Let send Kerry and Obama there if that’s what they want! We would have a great America if Trump were president and Cruse was Vice President and Gowdy was Attorney General. Fire all the members of the supreme court and replace them with ones that will abide with our Constitution. The same with Congress! I still think we could Secede from the Union and rid ourselves of money grabbers and right takers and live much better with 50 small countries. One for all and all for one! Think of the money we would have without the feds taking it! Each country has it’s own Army.

    • bob genghis khan

      the only president who took away our rights was Bush with his Patriot Act. dumbass

    • Bep J Cornejo

      Trump president. HAHAHAHAHAHA etc etc etc.

  • Bill Man

    Site for “guys” (many steps below real men), who need that crap to assert their so-called manhood.)

  • Archie Mitchell

    It such a change from Reagan or Dubbya ?

    • Frankiev

      Archie, you one of those progressive gays, or just an average libnut?

      • Archie Mitchell

        I suppose you’re. One of these lunatic right wingers who believe that self is everything. Forgetting that Christ preached t have classing for fellow men. And by the way I’m neither gay nor lib. I vote Labour n the UK.

        • Frankiev

          Indeed, you would call me a lunatic right winger, I refer to myself as a responsible, educated, self supported individual who realizes bloated govt is destructive to the prosperity of a country. At least Cameron realizes that excessive debt, bloated govt, and welfare for the masses cannot lift the slovenly out of the gutters of failure. Our dear leader remains clueless so our kids and grandkids Will suffer for decades.

          • Jack Oliver

            I can call myself Suzi, but that doesn’t mean my name isn’t Jack.

          • Frankiev

            Well then Suzi, good for you.

          • Jack Oliver

            Also, do you know how many companies carry debt? Apple, the most valuable company on earth, with hundreds of billions of dollars in cash, still has debt. Carrying debt is sometimes a smart financial decision.

            People act like the act of having debt is a death sentence. It isn’t, especially if you know how to manage money and investments. I’ve carried debt before when I had the money to pay it off. Why? Because the debt was at such a low interest rate that I was better off putting the money in other investments instead of just paying off my own debt.

            Did you know the U.S. holds more debt from other countries than other countries hold of our debt? Oh, you didn’t?

            Get out of your stupid Right v. Left, one has to be right and the other has to be wrong, mindset.

          • Frankiev

            Hard to get out of the mindset that $500 million a day to service this debt is healthy. Our kids and grandkids lifestyles will suffer for the ignorance displayed by politicians. $80-100 trillion in arrears to satisfy future obligations concerning just Medicare will come back to bite us. Yet, our politicians ignore reality. The negativity of economists is well Earned.

      • bob genghis khan

        another retardican dumbass

        • Frankiev

          You’re no GK, you are just another libnut retard. But I am getting redundant. Six years of failure by the libnuts in this administration, two more coming. Low information voters like you are killing America. Perversion, debt, and suocide foreign policies.

          • bob genghis khan

            failure? things are way better than in ’08 after bush screwed up the country

          • Frankiev

            Gengnut, if you had an ounce of brain, you would realize it was the Fed policies, Dimocrats in Congress who thought everyone needed to be a home owner, Fannie, Freddie, and destructive lending Policies foisted on the banks. John Snow, Bushs Sec. of Treasury, went before Congress 17 times to warn them of the imminent implosion.
            But like all libnuts and Obummer, blaming Bush was a more convenient excuse and the MSM happily complied with libnut thinking.

          • Jack Oliver

            Snow’s brokers were buying Fannie and Freddie debt the day before he assumed the office of SoT. If he had that much insight, you’d think he and his folks would have been staying away from toxic debt.

            So, yeah, unless you can cite that you’re full of shit.

          • Frankiev

            It wasn’t the debt so much, but the debtors that were the problem Jackie. Toxicity issue was evident by many except people who thought nirvana was close.

  • El Duchy

    And you think our current leaders are sane?

  • silver fox

    what a piece of socialist sht this site is……this is how the german’s lost the freedom of speech before wwi……socialist lies……followed by the Nazi lies…..they let it happen….notice the essay has no name? cnt face mthr fkrs.

      • silver fox

        hey sparky….nobody clicks on a link off a comment board unless they are brain dead……

    • wildand5150

      Socialism is not “Communism” and our “Capitalist” country is not a “Democracy”. People are getting hung up on terminology where they automatically think if something is ‘labeled’ as being a certain way then no matter what is actually happening they still believe it is that way. USA is an oligarchy whether you think its capitalist or not… the facts speak for themselves .. too bad the people dont speak for themselves as having the media tell them what to think is making the world resemble the mythological tower of babble :/

      • silver fox

        classic public school moron…..go away.

      • silver fox

        you are fkn moron…..go read a book.

      • Scoon Jenkins

        Our economic system is capitalism, our government is a democratic republic, and you really aren’t anywhere near as bright as you have told yourself.

        But hey man……..if you cant be factual, be edgy and state misnomers, its the Internet afterall.

    • Flavius

      It’s the work of diminutive guys who build a websites, then declare themselves “CEO”, or “Editor”.
      Kinda clever actually. It’s a way around actual achievement that involves other people…

  • SantaFeJack

    Frankly, I found this very entertaining. Thanks, MT.

    • You’re welcome, SantaFeJack. All we wanted to do was entertain.

      Cheers,
      MT

  • RC3

    The butthurt in the comment section is real…

    • Jack Oliver

      People climb on Donald Trump’s dick, and all of a sudden it’s a crime to criticize him. It’s fucking ridiculous. Politics in this country are so fucked up.

  • Frankiev

    I found none of the quotes strange. He will lead this country out of the desert.
    A total success unlike the Democratically elected shills who have no sense of people’s personal responsibility.

  • Tim Dumoulin

    Donald trump is not owned by the corrupt establishment, the media will call him crazy and a nut because their masters told them to discredit him. Yahoo is owned by big business, they are not journalists. I hope Trump wins the nomination and goes all the way!!. The first thing he should do as president is tear down the main stream media and fire all the scumbags running the propaganda campaigns. Go Trump!!

    • Bep J Cornejo

      Hope springs eternally.

  • Gordon

    32 WORST THINGS DONALD TRUMP HAS EVER SAID, REALLY THAT
    NUMBER SEEMS LOW! WHEN DOSE HE NOT PUT
    HIS FOOT UP HIS OWN A)*&^) ?

  • Dicedealer64

    This is nothing but liberal clap trap. They are scared stiff of this guy and will try and put a negative spin on what he says. He’s rich? Damn straight. He’s proud of that? He has every right to be. Bottom line…he can’t be bought. Does he get flirted with? All the time. Women don’t just flirt with hot guys. They don’t like him because he is direct, honest and doesn’t follow the same rules of ‘political correctness’. In other words, he’s a real American. I will take a political outsider any day.

  • used_to_be_a_liberal

    Hey, give us all the lies that we got from Obama, and the Hilda-Beast, oh sure not enough room to print them all on one page. I think w will take Trump over any left-wit.

  • sambo1

    and he is right again

  • Bruce Woods

    Do we really want this man anywhere near the launch buttons.This could only happen in the USA.God help us

  • Moshe Haifa, Israel

    A quote Americans use that proves that ALL Americans are insane, not just Donald Trump: USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

  • jmmj1

    Gaud he is unattractive–an ugly mouth

  • elo

    piece garbage

  • thePatriot

    I love Trump! /so damn entertaining…Thanks Men,s Trait for the laugh.

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  • Xebec
    • Unlike some commenters, we were born with ours and didn’t need to grow any.

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  • DontMessWithAmerica

    This publication is a rag. Not worth reading.

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  • jcadla

    These people are really hard up for something to diss Trump about. They post a comment and it makes sense to everyone except the dummy who posts this article.

  • jcadla

    This crap isn’t even worth looking at anymore.

  • Herbalhaze

    How about this one that Hillary said “We came, we saw, he died ha, ha, ha. Really nice human compassionate person she is. I don’t care that it was Gadaffi she was speaking about he was still a member of the human race. At least Trump is either truthful or funny and he also comes across as a rather normal warts and all person which I think is why people like him. Not saying he’s a saint but at least calling someone fat and ugly may not be nice or politically correct; laughing at someone who was brutally murdered as a result of your actions/instructions highlights something altogether much more nasty and inhuman and downright evil as far as I’m concerned.

  • john foster

    “I’M A BIT OF A P. T. BARNUM. I MAKE STARS OUT OF EVERYONE.”

    Well technically, Mr. Dump, Stars make YOU out of nuclear fusion. So we’re all born stars, you just wave your green paper dick at them.

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  • DontMessWithAmerica

    Who in hell I Mens Trait and how did this crap get into my box. Into Spam, creep

  • Vinman

    Right wingers who spend workdays online have the time to click next 34 times, I don’t.
    It’s probably just a stupidity test. Learn how to make a simple webpage.

  • James Brooks

    TRUMPS THE MAN 2016 the rest will spend billions and even trillions to defeat him but we know the Truth and all this bullcrap doesnt matter.

  • it’sthatbad

    this is nothing but a dirty rag………Donald Trump leads the Nation . Lib’s , GET USE TO IT !

  • Flavius

    I couldn’t get past #2…What an absolute waste of idle, internet time.
    Looks like something put together by an envious, small in stature, unattractive man.

    • Actually, the author is 6’2″, 200lbs of pure studliness. He gets our panties all moist.

      • I Flatus

        Doubt it…Seriously doubt it.
        I nailed it. I can tell…

  • JV Obahor

    If you ask me, I think Donald is suffering from verbal diarrhea and people applauding his sick antics and utterances, are bereft of sound judgement and just enjoying the disastrous entertainment. I am apolitical but i can see the danger ahead if Donald J. Trump wins the GOP nomination and by freak of national docility on the part of U.S. populace, becomes the next POTUS… Money cannot buy class. A leopard CAN NEVER change its spot – no matter the habitat it is placed.

  • JV Obahor

    Every Republican is crying 7 years of Obama’s disastrous leadership forgetting their kin [George Bush] that got the U.S into the mess in the first place. Obama has done a great job…the problem is that the stench of the filth left behind by the immediate past administration still fills the air even after Obama has removed the refuse… You do not repeal a policy just to show that you’re different. What is right is right…Politicians should begin to see the big picture of governance for the good of the larger collective aspiration of a people instead of sticking to ideology and party position…

  • Dissapointed

    I am sixteen and I don’t care about how rich Trump is… He lies, sinks businesses to the ground, and no political leader in the world respects him. I get it, he is frank, but I still have not heard him answer a question asked by the press without changing his mind 3-4 times (besides the wall, apparently we can make Mexico build a wall). Just what I have put down so far will get me a fairly decent amount of hate. I’m ready.

  • King Lo

    32 slides? are you kidding me?

  • The sad thing is that for example on number 6 he afterward said “and I belive some are good people” but why would you inculde that here?

  • Same thing with 17, he said some were rapists… He was listening you weren’t

  • Fallinggator

    I was extremely shocked by this, but according to the NYPD statistics released for 2015 the statement about blacks and hispanics being responsible for 98% of shootings in NYC is actually fairly close. The NYPD reported 96.2%-96.8% of shootings were perpetrated by blacks & hispanics depending on whether you use arrest or suspect data. I will link the report below because you should always verify statistics or information like this yourself. I also discovered that blacks & hispanics represent about 54.1% of the population, so this indicates a rather serious discrepancy. The report goes on to indicate similar results for rape, murder, & assault. Even a racist, xenophobic, pompous, jack*** can get his facts right sometimes apparently.

    http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/downloads/pdf/analysis_and_planning/year_end_2015_enforcement_report.pdf