25 Most Disturbing Urban Dictionary Words Ever

Urban Dictionary: If you’re not familiar with it yet, we both apologize and envy you. It’s the bowels of the internet, with some of the most disgusting and disturbing words and phrases ever thought up by humans. And it’s hilarious. Gross, but hilarious.

This somewhat guilty appreciation of Urban Dictionary and all that they do led us to assemble our top 25 dirtiest/most disgusting/most disturbing words you’ll find there. Let us know if we missed one of your favorites in the comments, and get ready to laugh… and probably barf a little in your mouth.

talahassee gas mask urban dictionary

25. Truffle Butter

Like Santorum but somehow even grosser.

truffle butter urban dictionary

24. Massachusetts Slurpee

Massholes must have really thin dicks if they can a) Be replace by a straw and their partner doesn’t notice and b) to be able slide it into the straw to get their money shot lined up.

massachussetts slurpee urban dictionary

23. Queef Greased

Sounds like it’s an awesome substitute for Tres Flores and probably smells just as good.

queef greased urban dictionary

22. Rusty Trombone

The best entry based on musical instruments, and boy do actual trombonists love it when you ask them if it’s “rusty” after they tell you they’re in a band, and they play trombone. Seriously, the next time someone says, “I play the trombone,” ask them if it’s rusty. It kills every time.

rusty trombone urban dictionary

21. Quabbing a Twab

Our first entry featuring straight up beastiality. All this time we thought it was traditional to use clubs on baby seals, not shovels. (Urban Dictionary knows no bounds.)

quabbing a twab urban dictionary

20. Tallahassee Gas Mask

Popular during rush week and spring break for FSU students. Eat some crab legs beforehand to give it a hint of seafood.

talahassee gas mask urban dictionary

19. Texas Chili Bowl

A fun Urban Dictionary game: Use your imagination and fill in the blanks.

texas chili bowl urban dictionary

18. Norwegian Torchblower

I’m not even sure this is possible. But the Norwegians are an ambitious people so who knows.

Norwegian Torchblower urban dictionary

17. Alberta Chili Bowl

Another chili bowl, this one from our neighbors to the North. Jesus Fuck.

Alberta Chili Bowl urban dictionary

16. Missouri Backwash

The aggressive-aggressive version of the passive-aggressive snowball.

missouri backwash urban dictionary

15. California Cheeseburger

A favorite among California gastronomes, at least until the foie gras ban is overturned.

california cheeseburger urban dictionary

14. Avocado Taco

Ladies and Gentleman, it’s the reverse Carolina Mudflap. Also you should be old with saggy balls.

avocado taco urban dictionary

13. Dirty Sanchez

Another classic, the definition is surprisingly controversial, based on the number of competing definitions.

Dirty Sanchez urban dictionary

12. Carolina Mudflap

You must be a septuagenarian to perform the Carolina Mudflap.

carolina mudflap urban dictionary

11. Tennessee Abortion

No Right To Lifer will be able to stop these. Defund Planned Parenthood? How about we defund Urban Dictionary, lol!

tennessee abortion urban dictionary

10. Nebraskan Corn Cob

Some other facts about Nebraska: the state insect is the Honey Bee, its motto is “Equality before the law,” and they changed their nickname from “Tree Planter’s state” to “cornhusker state” in 1945. Also, Spam is produced in Fremont, NE, using the Nebraskan Corn Cob process.

Nebraskan Corn Cob urban dictionary

9. Portuguese Chocolate

The instructions are way too involved to be practical. Microwave for 8 minutes? Fuck outta here.

Portuguese Chocolate urban dictionary

8. Alaskan Pipeline

The options are endless with frozen poop logs, so don’t let this somewhat narrow definition stop you from experimenting with this. (We learned about this one during an office lunch outing. Note to self: Urban Dictionary is a hilarious jumping off place for workplace conversation starters.)

Alaskan Pipeline urban dictionary

7. Dragon Blaster

So you don’t need maple syrup or peanut butter. Just a nice curry.

dragon blaster urban dictionary

6. Aberdeen Snowball

Kurt Cobain’s hometown checks in with the most complicated burn of all time for someone hitting on your girlfriend. Honestly, if you hit on your host’s girlfriend AND you pass out there, I think this is just divine retribution.

Aberdeen Snowball urban dictionary

5. Michigan Dew Banks

Not to be outdone by their rivals Ohio, Michigan joins the party and adds a spoon, bringing a touch of civilization to their dookie-based boudoir shenanigans.

Michigan Dew Banks urban dictionary

4. Cleveland Steamer

Another classic, and #2 on our list of gross things named after places, the Cleveland Steamer is an important part of your repertoire. It’s great for at office parties when there’s a lull in the conversation.

Cleveland Steamer urban dictionary

3. Felch

If you’ve somehow made it past sophomore year of high school without knowing what felching is, you’re welcome. Bane of people named “Fletcher” everywhere.

felch urban dictionary

2. Alabama Hot Pocket

There’s an Auburn version that involves Charles Barkley on his Weight Watchers cheat day and Gus Mahlzan doing the robot.

Alabama Hot Pocket urban dictionary

1. Mung

Last but not least, the one thing “worse than genocide.” I mean, you have to be a seriously damaged person to even look this up and put it in a top 25 list.

mung urban dictionary

There you have it, the 25 most disturbing Urban Dictionary words in the world. Speaking of disturbing, why not check out 32 OF THE WORST THINGS DONALD TRUMP HAS SAID. Or, you could always just go visit Urban Dictionary.

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