Arghhhhhh ye free tonight? Because we’re ready to pillage the bars with these pirate pick-up lines. It’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day, which basically means you’re not a real man if you don’t follow suit. Don’t be intimidated if you’re not a natural though, because we’ve got you covered with plenty of one-liners that’ll guarantee you go home with treasure.
If ye aren’t familiar with Talk Like a Pirate Day, ye can read about it here.
You may want to start the night off on a more “safe” note and build your way up. You can never go wrong by buying a girl a drink, especially if it’s rum.
Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?
Now let’s get a little cozier. Approach your target and place your arm on her nearest shoulder.
If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or (put your arm around her and reach for the farther shoulder) THIS shoulder?
It’s finally time to work on your “hook” up.
My peg leg isn’t the only wood around.
Test the waters with a compliment that’ll shiver her timbers.
I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest!
Or you can compliment her other half…
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Make her your first mate by telling her a little about yourself.
Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
Alright enough of the small talk. Time to set sail.
Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
If she seems hesitant it’s okay to let your scalawag attitude shine.
Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
Ease the tension with a line that’ll lure her in.
I hope you like to matey, because I’m about to swab your deck.
Anchor her down by being a little more straightforward.
How about we head back to me ship and rock the boat?
Come across a real beautiful mermaid? She’d be happy to have you make port for the night.
I’d love to drop anchor in yer lagoon.
Most lady pirates are up for a wild adventure.
How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
As you’re heading to your cabin, make sure you keep the seas churning.
Prepare to be boarded.
You can also make note of the obvious loot.
Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
Finally, get things sailing with this line:
Well blow me down?
